Jokes

=Term 4 - Oral Language= Sherlock foams!! Barr-Barr-Q sauce!! Who's there? Soup Soup who? Souperman!! A Snailor!! Because it kept running!! Take away the spade!! Drop a line!! Ouch!! Because the elephant isn't chicken!! Called 111 on his shellphone!! 'Cos he was dead!! Who's there? Adolf. Adolf who. A dolf ball hit me in the mouth and dats why I dalk like this!! The teacher told him it would be a piece of cake!! Because he had no body to go with!! There are too many cheetahs!! Who's there? Barbie. Barbie who? Barbie Q Chicken!! Brachfast!! Because she saw the salad dressing!! Try-try-try-ceratops!! who's there? Abby. Abby who? Abby birth-day to you!!
 * Who loves to solve mysteries and soak in bubble baths?
 * William** ||
 * What was the lamb's favourite sauce?
 * Caitlin** ||
 * Knock knock
 * Thomas** || What do you call a snail on a ship?
 * Ethan** ||
 * Why was the nose tired?
 * Kalista** || How do you stop your dog from digging in the garden?
 * Georia** ||
 * How do you talk to a fish?
 * Isaac** || What did the hedgehog say when he put his coat on inside out?
 * Mr Lietze** ||
 * Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
 * Jack** || What did Humpty Dumpty do when a dinosaur sat on him?
 * Lucas** ||
 * Why did the koala fall out of a tree?
 * Caleb** || Knock knock.
 * Dior** ||
 * Why did the student eat his homework?
 * Ketsia** || Why didn't the skeleton want to go to the party?
 * Isaac** ||
 * Why can't you play cards in the jungle?
 * Georgia** || Knock, knock!
 * Muskaandeep** ||
 * What does a brachiosaurus eat every morning?
 * Lucas** || Why was the tomato embarrassed?
 * Rosalind** ||
 * What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
 * Lucas** || knock, Knock!
 * Rosalind** ||