Term 4 - Oral Language

cooltext68590491.jpg
Who loves to solve mysteries and soak in bubble baths?
Sherlock foams!!
William
What was the lamb's favourite sauce?
Barr-Barr-Q sauce!!
Caitlin
Knock knock
Who's there?
Soup
Soup who?
Souperman!!
Thomas
What do you call a snail on a ship?
A Snailor!!
Ethan
Why was the nose tired?
Because it kept running!!
Kalista
How do you stop your dog from digging in the garden?
Take away the spade!!
Georia
How do you talk to a fish?
Drop a line!!
Isaac
What did the hedgehog say when he put his coat on inside out?
Ouch!!
Mr Lietze
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Because the elephant isn't chicken!!
Jack
What did Humpty Dumpty do when a dinosaur sat on him?
Called 111 on his shellphone!!
Lucas
Why did the koala fall out of a tree?
'Cos he was dead!!
Caleb
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Adolf.
Adolf who.
A dolf ball hit me in the mouth and dats why I dalk like this!!
Dior
Why did the student eat his homework?
The teacher told him it would be a piece of cake!!
Ketsia
Why didn't the skeleton want to go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with!!
Isaac
Why can't you play cards in the jungle?
There are too many cheetahs!!
Georgia
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Barbie.
Barbie who?
Barbie Q Chicken!!
Muskaandeep
What does a brachiosaurus eat every morning?
Brachfast!!
Lucas
Why was the tomato embarrassed?
Because she saw the salad dressing!!
Rosalind
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
Try-try-try-ceratops!!
Lucas
knock, Knock!
who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birth-day to you!!
Rosalind